Eyes Left

What is Eyes Left?


1.

When Seibert calls eyes left while walking out to formation only to discover that it is in fact Lucas, and is permanently endowed to endless ridicule; for use when a completely "bag it bitch" walks by and your dumbass friend checks the skanky dyke out.

"mmmmmfph! Eyes left!"

"dude, thats that dyke"

"oh god"


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