Eyes Wide Drunk

What is Eyes Wide Drunk?

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

See drunk, bar, drinking, plastered

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