Eyes Wide Drunk

What is Eyes Wide Drunk?

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

See drunk, bar, drinking, plastered

Dickwagon

1. Someone who is a homosexual to an extreme, where they carry people's dicks around all day. Oh my god, Jeff is such a fucking dickw..

Take The Scenic Route

1. The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, ..

Cerfuddled

1. a slang term meaning a mixture of confused and muddled. "i knew what i meant, i just got cerfuddled" See confused, mixed up,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Eyes Wide Drunk Edit Meaning