Eyes Wide Drunk

What is Eyes Wide Drunk?


1.

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

See drunk, bar, drinking, plastered


85

Random Words:

1. An oral form of the antibiotic vancomycin. It has amazing clinical efficacy in treating and curing most any disease there is. What woul..
1. i have just completed the unholy trinity.. i advise you to never do this.. the unholy trinity consists of three pictures on the internet..
1. The sudden realization of understanding a quote. Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde. David: Wait what? Jeff: ... David: Ohhhhh..