Eyes Wide Drunk

What is Eyes Wide Drunk?

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

See drunk, bar, drinking, plastered

Eddie..

1. derived from the word headie..meaning headjob... and can be used in conversation without insulting the ladies "she gave me a GREAT..

Dokle

1. A native of rural areas, especially in the United States. Most common in towns of Midwest, and other places such as Orchard Park, NY. ..

Mitchem

1. Usually meant for rednecks who drive piece of shit cars. EXAMPLE 1:Hey guys, did you see that Mitchem? The one in the woods? Yeah, th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Eyes Wide Drunk Edit Meaning