Eyetalian Edit Meaning

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture..

1. To cause physical harm and/or bodily injury to your spouse. Otherwise known as spousal abuse. Origin: Ike Turner. To smack your bitch up..