Eyota

What is Eyota?


1.

A town filled with rednecks and old people

There is nothing to do except sit around and get fatter with age

In conclusion this place blows

Shitty town aka Eyota

See fuck, me, this, sucks, ass


29

Random Words:

1. Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is. Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing..
1. A woman who continuously bears children and has to slave over them. Like cinderella who slaves over chores, laborella slaves over her ma..
1. The act of finally following through in the comfort of your bathroom following a long period of constipation. The feeling of joy mixed w..