What is Ez Rookie?
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An EZ rookie is defined as one whom has a rare combination of rookiness along with being EZ.
Now lets break this word up...
Rookie, is someone who is inexperienced, just begining, cabbies everyone, trys too hard, and worries about it too much.
EZ is derived from the word easy. When someone is EZ, it is very easy to make fun of them due to personal, physical, or emotional flaws. Examples of this can be Eric martinezes lack of ability to play soccer. Or the lack of a chest on Bryan Mojica.
A true EZ rookie is rare to come across and cant be found very easily. There are occasional siting in downtown San Diego, approximately on 37895 Ez avenue.
The most notorious EZ rookies are known to be Bryan Mojica, Nick Huskins, Amir Kazemi (el nino), and Eric Martinez. They all aspire and follow the teachings of the EZiest king rookie, Omid Naeim.
Although EZ rookies were originiated in Irvine, CA, most rooks migrate to San Digeo.
All the EZ rookies named above, worship a great man of power and intelligence, Garrett Peirce.
Kmart is too EZ.
That meg on Kazemi was EZ cuz hes a rook... Dont worry bout it.
What are you doing tonight?
Oh nothing, I might hang out with Bryan Mojica.
Oh, the EZ Rookie?
Precisely.
Huskins just owned you arn't you going to retaliate?
Huskins is too EZ, no retaliation necessary, it speaks for itself.
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