What is Ezporkdoor?
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A porno scrabble dynamo this word derived from germanic roots describes a woman who enjoys anal sex. Also can describe a womans well used rectum.
"That judy was such an ezporkdoor I didn't even have to lube her up, it slid right in."
"If my girl won't give me that ezporkdoor tonight I'm going to give it to her sister."
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