F. Off

What is F. Off?

First Officer.

If you are the first officer of anything, you should sign all documents "F. Off. _____", where _____ is your last name.

Signed: "F. Off. Riker"

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A shortening of the phrase "fuck off".

"F. off, dad, I'm using the computer."

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