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when a girl is about to give her boyfriend head and he says he has a jurassic dong and when the magic moment begins she pulls down his p..
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As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Pad..
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Somebody who munches turds
Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watc..
