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If you cut yourself, either on accident or on purpose, then grab your fuck muppet and bang one out really quick before the blood quits d..
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1.When a young lady wears a bra, which is too small for her ample bosom, and said bosom pops over the brassiere (even the nipple on occa..
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When you're kissing a woman, when you realise that it's actually a shemale.
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