Fabio Edit Meaning

1.

noun

1) (of a bird) the act of flying, unprovoked and inexplicably, into something it should never have any contact with (i.e. your face)

2) to get hit in the face with any live flying object (i.e. insect, flung cat, etc.)

3) to throw something at someone's head in an attempt to hit them in the face

4) to inadvertently hit someone in the face with something you've thrown

1) We were going down Hines Drive at one in the morning when a duck totally fabioed my best friend's car.

2) My mom was on her bike on campus and got fabioed by a big junebug.

3) My husband said he couldn't see the dirty diaper on the floor, so I fabioed him with it.

4) The wind caught my cigarrette butt as I pitched it out and I ended up fabioing myself.

2.

(noun) an insulting term meaning self loving cock-sucker who believes he is the centre of the world (fabio centric world map). Used as a name that the target shouldnt find out about.

origins in Fabio Lanzoni the model

fabio hater: Fabio, so hot right now.... man I hate him so much

See prettyboy, cocksucker, arsehole, Padre

3.

An extremely popular Italian supermodel with long lucious blonde hair and a nicely built tan body. Classified as every woman's "dream man" and written about in romance novels.

"If you could marry any man in the world, who would you choose?"

"FABIO!!!"

See fabio, supermodel, italian, model, blonde

4.

(Sexual Position)

Pleasuring a partner (preferably female) anally while placing

your hands on opposite ass cheeks in criss-cross fashion

Guy #1:Did you see how Celia was walking today?

Guy #2:Yeah looks like Big Jim introduced her to Mr. Fabio last night!

See butt sex, anal, fudge packing, running train

5.

A god from petland who worships the sun and enjoys taning in unknown ways. Has his own religion of Fabioism

A commandment of Fabioism: thou shall be Shacacon

See fabio, god

6.

person who girls with no lives obsess over. they have no chance with this person, but will not take this for an answer. instead they continue to fantasize about trips they will take with this person and times they will get to see him.

"omg, look its fabio!"

"*drooling* we have no chance with him, but lets make a secret plan to take him away with us on a trip"

See fabio, fabrizio, no life, kidnap, loser, obsessive

7.

The name fabio is usually a gay italian man. Sometimes called fagio, this man is somewhat sexy but not trustworthy. He is a player and uses people for his own benefit. Most likley bound to have no friends when older. Fabio has no self respect, he is a jerk.

Person 1 : Hey! Who is that guy over there, he looks stuck up!?

Person 2: OH! that is Fabio, he is a total jerk!

See gay, fagio, jerk, sexy