Fabric Softner

What is Fabric Softner?


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When partyin' at your buddies house take your girl in the laundry room, throw some clothes in the washing machine, have your girl sit up there while you give it to her, when it's time to blow lift up the lid and blow it in the machine then drop the lid.

One time we were having a kegger at my buddies when his parents were out of town, so I took my girl in the laundry room for a quickie and ended up dropin some fabric softner in the washing machine.

See fab, soft, fabric, laundry


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