What is Fabris?
1.
When one vomits then passes out after consuming too much liquor in a short period of time. Usually occurs whilst lying in shrubs or a gutter in the early hours of the morning.
Oh dude check out that fool at Maccy D's, his Fabris
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2.
To be obsessed with the ability to bark like a wolf and possess the ability to squish a child's head between their fingers. You would get cravings to prey upon random children if you had a similar disease called fabrititous. People that feel this way long term often take up teaching as sexual predators and play softball to gain muscle mass.
"She felt so emotionally Fabris that she had her daughter taken away. It was horrible."
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A furry monster that's originally the size of your fist but can morph into greater sizes up to that of a car. Nobody is sure of it's gender. It is rather aggressive and has been sighted recently roaming the outskirts of Paraguay hunting homeless dogs. It is rumored to be related to "el chupicabra" but it is known to repeatedly hump the students and teachers in nearby school facilities after excruciating math lessons.
"Dude, I will be traumatized for life. I think I just ran into Fabris in the hallway and it looked at me. It scared the shit out of me!"
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