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When you can't read lips.
Goddamn, I was trying to silently tell Paul that Stacy's nipple was showing, but he ruined it becau..
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When a woman is giving you head, you turn around really quick and fart in her face. Bonus points are given if you can turn right back a..
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A self-hating emo kid who; Skulls bottles of Kahlua, Likes a drink of straight Vodka here or there, Is never happy with his emo hair, Ha..
