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Oral Sex, mmm, yummy
I went to a hotel room with my boyfriend, hungry for sex, and had a zipper dinner. I ate so much my face got chap..
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an unarmed security guard
I mean, what the hell is this guy gonna do against a heatpacking thief?
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When your computer crashes/important files not found/deleted something important
A: OMG!
B: What. Did you get Compownege?
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