Face Bacon

What is Face Bacon?


1.

Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.

My skank hooker wife kept mouthing off, so I turned around and gave her some face bacon to shut her up.

See slap, face, hit, smack, bacon, beat, punch


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