Face Baster

What is Face Baster?


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A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.

Bimbo: That fucking asshole!

Friend: What happened?

Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!

Friend: Fucking Face Baster!

Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.

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