Face Cookie

What is Face Cookie?

A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

How to do it:

1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.

3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.

That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!

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