What is Face Cookie?
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A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.
How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.
2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.
3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.
That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!
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