What is Face Down Snorkel Up?
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Anyone who is comatose, tired, or brain dead, or stupid...He cannot function so he is face down but still breathing, so snorkel up. This does not apply to swimming, but rather functioning in life.
Someone who has a hard time functioning in life or goes through it unconsciously is face down snorkel up.
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when you pinch you dick in your zipper on you jeans, shorts, ect
OUCH FUCK! I JUST ZIPPERDICKED MYSELF
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A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.
Dude, you have a metric crap-ton..