What is Face Five?
1.
A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."
To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.
1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight
peeping thong .
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!
2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!
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2.
When you say hi five to someone but they wont return it so you slap them round the face.
Dude 1: That was awesome!!! High Five! (dude raises his hand)
Dude 2: Are you like 10?
Dude 1: Face Five! (dude slaps him round the face)
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Random Words:
1.
Derogatory. An admonition to "beat it", i.e.leave.
Man 1: "you have beautiful eyes, do you want to come back to my place..
