Face Five

What is Face Five?


1.

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:

Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?

She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.

Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!

Carla whips around and slaps him.

Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:

I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

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2.

When you say hi five to someone but they wont return it so you slap them round the face.

Dude 1: That was awesome!!! High Five! (dude raises his hand)

Dude 2: Are you like 10?

Dude 1: Face Five! (dude slaps him round the face)

See face, five, slap, bitchslap, punch


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