What is Face Like A Bucket Of Smashed Crabs?


1.

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.


66

Random Words:

1. contraction of pre-ejaculation "I was all fired up until he preejed." "As soon as I touched it he preejed all over hims..
1. Iis - wom - burp If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy. Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick? Guy #2: "..
1. when you go on vacation and you bring back a shtty little gift for someone you dont really like -- that's a nigift (nig-gift) Tyro..