What is Face Like A Slapped Arse?


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Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."

Bloke, "Okay."

Girl, "Mmggagt."

Bloke, "Ooops."

Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"

Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

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