What is Face Like A Slapped Mule's Ass?


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Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!

Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

See global, your mom


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