What is Face Like A Smashed Crab?


1.

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

See ugly, face, crab, smashed, smashed crab, b9

2.

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole

some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.

2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food


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