What is Face Like A Smashed Crab?
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an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.
she had a face like a smashed crab!
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An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
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A female with "apple bottoms", "Getto booty", or has "junk in the trunk"
-Dude she has an Emily Ass.
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A girl or woman with big tits. A chick who is stacked. Someone who has big jugs.
"Look at her! Those must be D cups, at least.&qu..
