Face Melt

What is Face Melt?


1.

The decidedly natural process of facial liquefying, occurring most commonly in the following situations:

1. One gets so stoned he can’t feel his face.

2. One listens to rapid, hot guitar chops and in doing so loses his sense of space and time.

3. One looks at the contents of the Ark of the Covenant.

4. Michael Jackson gets wet.

5. One accidentally walks in on Dick Cheney in the shower.

His piping hot solo gave every blitzed member of the audience a face melt.

See melty, creamy, gooey, ghastly

2.

A home made water pipe made out of a plastic bottle used for smoking sour diesel, preferably. Sometimes referred to as a reversed gravity bong, originating from Sweet Cottage. The effects of ripping an ideal face melt results in intense feelings of the victim's entire face literally dripping down their skull and crawling down their throat.

Hey Julien, come rip this face melt.

See facemelt, waterfall, gravity bong, stoned, hammered


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