What is Face Muff?
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v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.
"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"
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A large breasted woman who can wipe her ass with her own hooters
Cindy knocked me over with her unfun bags
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