What is Face Muff?
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v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.
"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"
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Someone who has sex once and then dosn't have sex for a very long time after gets the RE VIRGINISED status.
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...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.
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Pubic hair on a lady's vagina.
Oh man, lady you gotta trim that fanny fringe it looks you used a can of Regaine as a dildo and it ..
