What is Face Pirate?
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When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.
My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.
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A degrading sexual maneuver in which the man screams "ArRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG" in a pirate voice, then promptly ejaculates in their partner's eye. This is a common alternative for pirate enthusiasts to deviate from the standard
Deborah was being a real bitch last night, so i gave her a face pirate.
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When somebody does something that is just so unbelievably terrible that you can't even believe it.
Raiders just lost to the 49ers ..
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The stuffing of the crotch with things (eg. socks, tissues) for the purpose of making a males groin appear larger.
OK, listening up eve..
