What is Face Pirate?
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When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.
My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.
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A degrading sexual maneuver in which the man screams "ArRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG" in a pirate voice, then promptly ejaculates in their partner's eye. This is a common alternative for pirate enthusiasts to deviate from the standard
Deborah was being a real bitch last night, so i gave her a face pirate.
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if you were fuckin sorry dick face then you wouldnt have done it. I hope you enjoy being a slag because the only pussy you will ever get..
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This is the act of FARTING in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles
Trish: "what the hell are you doing?"
Kevin: "What I&..
