Face Pirate

What is Face Pirate?


1.

When your recieving head and you pull out squirt it on her face only hitting one eye. It burns bad and she closes the eye and says arrrrrggggg making a pirates face.

My wife went out for holloween with a face pirate.

2.

A degrading sexual maneuver in which the man screams "ArRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG" in a pirate voice, then promptly ejaculates in their partner's eye. This is a common alternative for pirate enthusiasts to deviate from the standard swashbucklerfinisher.

Deborah was being a real bitch last night, so i gave her a face pirate.

See swashbuckler, facial, butt pirate, money shot


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