Face Plant

What is Face Plant?


1.

Involving sports such as skateboarding, or bike riding, or any other sport for that matter, and you fall, and land directly on your face.

That was a nice face plant when your bike hit that mud spot.

2.

A serious fall in which you land on your face. It's called a "face plant" because it appears as if you're trying to do an impression of a plant with your face as its roots.

Last night at Sigma Chi I was so wasted that I slipped, bounced off the ramp, and did a serious face-plant onto the ground below.

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3.

falling on your face in a humurous fashion; the act of planting your face on the ground

As she rolled on the floor laughing while watching that dude whose pants fall off when he dives over the fence while he is playing baseball and falls on his face on America's Funniest Videos Jenn said, "I sure do love a good face plant!"

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4.

The art of gettin pwn'd by planting the face on the ground, rail wall etc.

Tom: i was reverting, it killed my arm and i face planted the rail.

Jeff: FUCK

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5.

The words yelled after grabbing a girl's wrists out from under her whilst doing her from behind.

Bernie and Linda were having a good time until Bernie chopped Linda's arms out from under her and yelled "Face plant!"

6.

V. To face plant someone is to jump on them and smack your face into their face. A very effective way of hurting someone. Often done while making the noise "heoooaaa"

Damn, I really want to face plant that bitch!


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