What is Face Pubes?
1.
Hair which grows on the face after puberty hits. This is a slightly derogatory term for a beard, usually only used when a man's beard is patchy and won't come in full.
He's thinkin' so hard, he's strokin' his face pubes
2.
A good way to describe facial hair. In most cases it is used to provoke a response of annoyance or humor.
"Edward aka EZE aka sexy man beast has face pubes."
