What is Face Rape?
1.
Verb. To be orally assaulted, or to orally assault, whilst under the influence and hence unable to resist.
Charles - "I was out on the lash last night,didn't have a clue what was going on and this fat chick comes up and pulls me, i could't resist"
Lewis - "dude you got face raped!"
2.
when someone has written more on your "wall" than the alloted spaces, especially with facebook, myspace, other social networking websites.
-Did you comment on my facebook wall?
-Yeah, acutally I face raped you!
-I was being a facebook stalker today and I saw that you faceraped Tonya.
-Yeah, but then her sister tried to write on her wall, so I faceraped her again.
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3.
when someone forcibly tries to make out with you or kisses you with no warning. Or when someone kisses your whole face instead of just your mouth
Luke: So i heard you made out with Furph on the weekend...
Laurs: NO WAY he totally face raped me! Ew!
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4.
When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the
Madison: Cops like
anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with thisC.I.L.F. .
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a
rusty trumbone . I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.
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5.
In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...
Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."
Solider 2: "Did he go off?"
Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."
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6.
when you leave your class/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change sexual preference, messages your groups, etc..
1: "I didnt know you were gay. It`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?"
2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("
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7.
To forcibly remove the helmet from another (American) football player in the course of a play, especially if a personal foul penalty is not called.
Todd Lapham, FOX Sports color commentator: They face raped him!
(Comment made during the University of Texas vs. Iowa State University football game on 13 October 2007. Comment occurred at 8:05 remaining in the first quarter.)
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