Face Salad

What is Face Salad?

Any form of facial hair, whether it be a goatee, moustache, fu manchu or long beard.

Rollie Fingers, Hall of Fame pitcher for the Oakland A's, had some of the most impressive face salad in the history of sports.

See moustache, beard, facial hair, fu manchu, goatee

The Dirty Lumber Jack

1. The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath...

The Worst Thing You Can Call Someone

1. A McDonalds labour slave. 1: Ha, you work at McDonalds. You're a McDonalds labour slave. 2: :( 2. If target is male: baby dick ..

So Avril

1. A poser, punk wannabe. You're not punk, you're so Avril. See Mafarie..

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