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To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is wha..
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The art of backhanded slapping your woman into the air so as to make her go horizontal before she lands inflicting maximum pain to the b..
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A girl/boy with ugly knee's.
Mate, how fit is that girl over there?
No, she's got yorkshire pud knee's mate.
Ahh shit...
