Facebalk

What is Facebalk?


1.

Hesitating about whether or not to add someone as a friend from your social networking site's "Suggestions" page.

"They're suggesting I add an old girlfriend as a friend. I need to facebalk until I figure out whether she'd be as insane now as she was back then."

2.

To stalksomeone on facebook using the pictures and info tabs on their profile. Some people will have adresses and cell phone numbers and screen names so it is really easy to stalk them. To get the definition of these people, see retard.

Dude 1: DUDE! I totally just sent this babe a friend request on facebook and she accepted it!

Dude 2: And?

Dude 1: She totally had her TWO cell phone numbers on there with her screen names from AIM, Skype, and MSN. Oh! She also had her adress on there and she lives right next to me! This is gonna be my third facebalk this month!

Dude 2: Dude, it's only the 5th.

Dude 1: Dude, I know!

Dude 2: I can smell a gang bang in the distance.

See facebalk, stalk, creepers, retard


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