What is Facebitching?
1.
When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status
"Lauren God he is such an asshole"
Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."
or
Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"
Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"
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2.
a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.
"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."
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Random Words:
1.
A female dolt, usually a young and nubile teenager.
There's lots of dolt-a-leens in Buffalo...
