Faceblocked

What is Faceblocked?


1.

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.

Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man

See facebook, blocked, jerk, myspace, internet

2.

A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.

guy: So uh, lemme get your number?

girl: Just facebook me*

*point of subsequent wreckage

Later...

guy: Dude...

guys friend: Did you get her number?

guy: no, I got faceblocked.

See cockblock, pwnt, pwnage, wrecked, wreckage, cleveland steam roller, metal

3.

The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.

not to be confused with faceblocked

Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"

Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."

See faceblocked, face, blocked, rofl, etard, facebook


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