Faceblotto

What is Faceblotto?

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.

"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."

See drunk facebook, defriend, facebook, drunk dial

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