Facebook

What is Facebook?


1.

An online network open to college students at certain universities. Students make up their own profiles which include a picture, name, birthdate, interests, and classes. They can then search for other students at their university or another university that has the facebook. One can add people they know or random people as their "friends."

Good for:

1.) Procrastinating

2.) Stalking

Scenario 1:

Girl: Last night I didn't get any work done because I was looking at facebook all night!

Scenario 2:

Girl 1: I found that really hot guy from our history class on facebook last night!

Girl 2: Really?!

Girl 1: Yeah! His name is insert name here, he's in insert classes here, he's single and is looking for a relationship, friendship, dating, random play, or anything he can get! (options under relationship status and what one is looking for)

See Amanda

2.

a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook

facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

See jim

3.

the reason my papers are never done on time.

need to write report = facebook time!

4.

WARNING: The new addictive drug that has devastatingly hit most colleges, universities, and highschools. The drug causes lasting effects: procrastination, swollen fingers, dropped grades, irritation of the eyes, increased need to add more friends to your friends list, and skipped classes. Be cautious, some think they are immune to the effects of facebook, until they try it and by then its too late. Protect Yourselves.

Know a friend thats hooked on facebook? Call this toll free hotline: 1-800-ILVFCBK, we have professionals ready to help you.

See crack, cocaine, meth, ex, alcohol

5.

A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.

Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!

See facebook, myspace, facbeook, xanga, Pro

6.

1) (The Facebook) An online networking site limited to college students at certain 4-year universities. Members establish profiles, upload a picture, list interests, list classes, and add friends. Started by several Harvard students and made public in February 2004.

2) An elite version of Friendster, a less teeny-bopper and cleaner version of Myspace

3) An actual book of students' pictures and contact information at many colleges. May or may not be limited to the incoming freshman class, depending on the college. Often found at top tier universities.

I checked out her Facebook profile and she's single, you should introduce yourself.

7.

1) noun; An online network for college students and faculty at certain universities. A student can create his/her own profile which may include a picture, highschool background, interests, and classes. A facebook member can create a friend network of other members on facebook, as well as join or make any facebook groups he/she desires.

2) verb; It can be used in any tense, referring to the action one does when one uses the facebook.

1) Dude, that chick's on the facebook!

2) Mm-mm, girlfriend. I ain't meetin' nobody I don't know off that facebook.

3) Aaah! I need to facebook!

4) Becky, have you facebooked lately?

5) Hey, sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called - I was facebooking.


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