Facebook Disease

What is Facebook Disease?


1.

When your profile picture doesn't look like you, but it looks worse than what you look like in real life. (Can also apply to myspace, but particularly facebook)

Guy:Have you seen my profile pic???

Girl:OMG its horrible. You have a serious case of Facebook Disease (FBD). You look way better in person.

Guy: Oh really? Thanks.

See facebook, fbd, myspace, disease, face


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