Facebook Disease

What is Facebook Disease?


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When your profile picture doesn't look like you, but it looks worse than what you look like in real life. (Can also apply to myspace, but particularly facebook)

Guy:Have you seen my profile pic???

Girl:OMG its horrible. You have a serious case of Facebook Disease (FBD). You look way better in person.

Guy: Oh really? Thanks.

See facebook, fbd, myspace, disease, face


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