Facebook Escalation

What is Facebook Escalation?


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When someone posts something to their facebook status and a thread evolves from it that escalates the status until commenters feel it necessary to seek out the poster by other means such as IM or even phone call.

Status Update: Girl 1 is 7 days in, and not looking back! :+).

Guy 1: ???

Girl 2: ???

Girl 2: haha...Guy 1 and I posted the same thing at the exact same time....Freaky!

Guy 1: I know, right? I barely hit enter when I got an email saying "Girl 2 also posted a comment"

Girl 2: Freaky! Great minds think alike! : )

Guy 1: Now if only Girl 1 was as fast to respond if we were :p

Girl 2: Maybe sometime next week we'll get a response :P 

Guy 1: A week? I don't have that kind of time!! Maybe I should call her?

Girl 2: Yeah, she might get back to you by Friday if you do that! Lol

Guy 1: I got ahold of her on IM! She claims she'll come respond!

Guy 1: This has become a classic case of Facebook Escalation!

See facebook, escalation, status, nonsense


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