Facebook Fever Edit Meaning

1.

noun:

The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.

Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"

Kyle: "Facebook Fever."

Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."

Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"

See facebook, computer, sickness, fever, facebook whore

2.

AKA facebook addict. The period right after somebody joins FaceBook and becomes really obsessed and goes on all the time; always chats; always the first commenter on ALL pictures and statuses.

1: omg u havent been on facebook recently!! r u ok????? were u sick????

2: DUDE. i was on YESTERDAY. u've got facebook fever.

See facebook, fb, fever, facebook addict

3.

The unwavering addiction to Facebook, or any other social network that makes you check your page multiple times a day

1. Dude, I just got another message on Facebook!!

Seriously man, I think you have Facebook Fever...

2. Facebook whores have Facebook Fever!

See facebook, fever, facebook whore, addiction, hatred