Facebook Fucked

What is Facebook Fucked?


1.

When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.

Dude, I was trying to message Dan this funny quote I found but I was totally Facebook Fucked

See facebook, fucked, message, chat, friends

2.

the act of pretending to be friendly with someone who is kissing your ass so that they can legitimately add you to facebook the next day. this individual is usually a strange asian girl from the 2nd floor of ww, who may have been using drugs in 301's bathroom, and definitley was giving away too many hugs, and also definitely showed up at 2.30 am drank peach schnapps, ate some cake and left.

this girl got facebook fucked by maryam, cause maryam doesn't have facebook!

See facebook, fucked, poser, creeper, cocktail party


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