Facebook Jerk

What is Facebook Jerk?


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The act of treating facebook as a pornographic medium through which one finds sexual pleasure, often committing the sin of masturbation.

Mark: Omg did you see Jamie's new vacation album. I swore in one picture you could see her butt crack

Tom: Facebook Jerk!

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