What is Facebook Married?
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When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.
Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
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When an Armenian man slaps a female across the face with his hairy dick and segments of hair are stuck on the female's face.
Dude,..
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When a woman gets her snatch pursed.
The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation.
See vagina, plastic surge..
