Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Bludgenous

1. to be blunt in ones litery choices, with aspects of bathos or anti-climatic humour. mum~ hows your day been john john~ shit mum (shit..

Comatext

1. Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them. I tried asking Timon a question, but he was co..

Fanny Adams

1. Usually a more pleasant way of saying "fuck all" or an alternative way of saying "nothing at all". "Sweet FA&..

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