What is Facebook Married?
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When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.
Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
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Random Words:
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A boy that shoots his load too quick.
He was such a quickpopper, he set it off before it really got started.
See sex, cum, quick, fast..
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A euphemism for the penis.
She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...
See willy, knob, dick, moisture missile
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