Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Harfnarf

1. A person who doesn't know when to shut up. Man, Ryan was being such a harfnarf yesterday! God I hate him! A HOLE! See angry, me..

Nannycam

1. A secret camera hidden in your house to spy on your nanny/babysitter while they watch your kids. "Did you see that shit about the ..

Obesen

1. A word made up for the sole purpose of winning scrabble. My friends are so dumb they didn't even realize a put an obesen down when..

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