Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Gamming

1. To have one's penis sucked by a person with no teeth. An old woman gamming a younger guy. She would be referred to as a 'Gamm..

Zammin

1. slang for popping zannex CB- Dam nigga im zammin (leanin) hard. FREE- Haha me too niggah! See bars, footballs, handle bars..

Zzaped

1. The act of ignoring your children to play on the internet. Man Steve Zweig really zzaped his kids this weekend. See neglect..

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