What is Facebook Married?
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When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.
Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
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What Sadists say instead of "I love you"
Josh: You smell like skittles.
Amber: AWWW thanks! You smell like skittles too.
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