Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Dazzy

1. Dazzy; the shortened word of Dashing, Dazzling, or Shnazzy all combined into one fantastic compliment. zomgwtfbbq she looked so dazzy i..

Riggers

1. Shorthand for rigor mortis. Riggers passed, so it's over 24 hours since the TOD. See death, rigor mortis, stiff, corpse, dead, If..

W33t

1. Tired of foolish words like l33t and w00t? Ever find yourself wanting to purge netspeak from the earth like the plague that it is? Never..

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