Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Zapper

1. a remote control My friend Stacey called the remote a zapper, thats dumb 2. The act of pleasuring a woman by inserting a 9 volt batte..

Anthrt

1. A person with no skills but spends their time walking the monkey Solid snake : hey, you coming to the strip club Ocelot : no, sorry ..

Quarenteed

1. An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use See quality, guarantee, promis..

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