Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Pastroni

1. Making sense of pure humor, non-sense and awesomeness! That shirt is so pastroni! See pastroni, funny, awesome, crazy, fawesome..

Hodeedo

1. To open a door for another. "When I come walkin' in,hodeedo fo me,don't let it slam in my face,bro!!..

Onix

1. A Pokemon card/creature resembling a snake made out of rocks. The phallic nature of this creature was noted in a sly reference in the m..

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