Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Bamph

1. Bitch ass mother phucker Eric, that essobie is a Bamph! See jamf, bamf, corn..

1. Chinese surname synonymous with "really large penis". Mr. Xu, may I suck your xu? I dunno...is your mouth big enough? 2. A..

Zombait

1. A)Any extremely stupid person who, if a zombie invasion occurs, will be screwed and eaten alive OR B)A friend that you sacrifice........

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