Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

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