Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Yitz

1. A jewish person, also known as a kike Catholic: yo nigga let me cop a dollar dawg! Jew: nah man, I only got $20 on me! Catholic: What..

Gnasty

1. completely disgusting, horrendously sickening, dude, that guacasalsa is gnasty. Melinda? that bitch is a gnasty ho!..

28 Years

1. 28 years Is the amount of time The Mighty Blackburn Rovers have had there dominance of the tiny inferior inbreds that is Burnley, and we..

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