Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Queegie

1. The action the squeezing of vaginal muscles to prevent urination. Oh my qeegie, I need to use the toilet NOW! See Krystal 1. The act..

Quakered

1. A term used to describe hard beating. Used often in video games in place of "raped". Wow that kid just got quakered. Get quak..

Oliphaunt

1. 1) An elephant on steroids 2) Something that looks like a tusked mammal but is actually modeled after an AT-AT 3) A mumak in the lan..

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