What is Facebook Married?
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When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.
Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
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Working midnight shifts
I hate my graveyard shift as a security person.
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A work shift that runs from Midnight to 8 AM.
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