Facebook Married

What is Facebook Married?

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.

Person 1: Izzy and I are married.

Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.

Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.

See facebook, married, marriage, love, myspace

Year Round Cold

1. When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room. "You know that guy Eric?" "Don't ha..

E-herpes

1. When your doctor emails you the results of STI test. "God dammit, i just got E-Herpes" See std, sti, herpes, syphillis, aids..

Ice Aging

1. The act of toking up outside and taking such a big toke, that the cloud blocks out the sun for a second. Its even easier to do if usi..

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