Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

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Kiss Slut

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Fleshie

1. n. An animal who dresses in human costume in order to achieve sexual arousal. Did you know that Smokey the Bear is a fleshie? He can on..

Kunt Fuckin' Chicken

1. Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Peter and Bobby Brady driving down the road in their swingin' conversion van... PETER: Hey, Bob..

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