Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

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Ctfs

1. Can't type for shit. Sometimes referred to as CTFS syndrome. Popularized in internet chatrooms as an "excuse" for horri..

Rgi

1. refers to 'Rancho Grande Internacional,' the practice of getting together on thursdays to drink copious amounts of bacardi wit..

Quegley

1. Sweet nothings said to a female by a male in the hope of seducing the former. Man, I lobbed a lot of quegley at her last night. How mu..

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