Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl

Ishpod

1. an ipod that is overly amazing. "Dude! I got an Ishpod... it can hold 50 million songs... What!?!" See ish, ipod, amazing, m..

Hiraved

1. to get yelled at by someone in an authoritative position Oh man, I just got hiraved by our CEO! See reamed, degraded, put down..

Fishnet Burn

1. the unique mark left on the skin as a result of a high impact fall while wearing fishnet stockings. a common injury to a rollergirl, oft..

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