Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

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Laffers

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Zesta

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Etem

1. Usually a noob who blames everyone around him for his own mistakes. In video games: kills team mates, crashes other racers in racing gam..

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