Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

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Meegles

1. a disease in which people refer to celebrities like they are on a first name basis and play a role in their life. OMG I feel so bad for..

Spibbles

1. Where Robyn Nichols and Betty kavallares, talk to sheep and eat crab sticks and talk about why plute up fussy happend, we didnt meen to...

Fumble Dick

1. someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated. Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stam..

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