Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl

Quoafing

1. The present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe. noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the ..

Umm Stiss

1. What's this? "Fred drunkenly pulled down the transsexual's skirt, mumbling, 'umm stiss?'" 2. when you s..

Zeeza

1. another way of saying trash or garbage a way of saying someone is talkin bullshit a:did you hear that new song b:men,it was all zeeza..

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