Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl

Hajafasas

1. to mean whatever you want it to mean, whenever you want to mean it. Jay: You suck at madden. Brad: HAJAFASAS!!! See scum, mc, port, b..

Jockoff

1. (n) a adolescent rich or middle class male from suburbia suffering from "little dick syndrome" a brain disease which forces t..

Farkling

1. An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey stick..

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