Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl

Lilmiss

1. a noun, used to describe an asexual or hermaphroditic person. Although unkown to him at the time, John was actually attempting to seduc..

Krrrnn

1. Used when the urgency to socialize with the amazingness of Karen (or any crazy blonde) is far too great to use vowels, and elongating th..

Red Rags

1. Another name for bloods used by rivals gangs usually crips. I aint got no problem with the red rags homie. See bloods, slobs, bustas, ..

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