Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl

Smorsey

1. an adjective that means something is hot and sticky The marshmellow cream on Darci's chin was very smorsey. See sticky, cream, ho..

Shagments

1. The tiny fragments of shit left in the office toilet from the previous user. After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and f..

Proper Toppa

1. An Northen English phrase. Meaning thats something is very good. That was proper toppa that like wor kidda. (Geordie) See good, amazi..

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