Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

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Ninch

1. Every single little itty bitty bit of something there is possible to have. The day before inspection, Jamie observed every ninch of her..

Tryst

1. A set meeting place, especially between lovers. The two set a tryst at the same familiar place as always. 2. a secret meeting between..

Farmer Kieran

1. A person who goes by the name of kieran who keeps a secret stash of barn porn in his room. He farms his goat every day and twice on sund..

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