Facebook News

What is Facebook News?


1.

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl


64

Random Words:

1. The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping expe..
1. The United States version of a townie. If not homeless, US townies rarely if ever leave the street corner that they live on, and essent..
1. A Ugly Mother Fucker. That stupid bitch is such a UMF 2. Ugly Mother Fucker. (you really shouldnt say this) Guy1: Look at those UMF..