Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

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Jessan

1. A state of rapturous delight or being overcome with poetic inspiration. Suddenly, the jessan inside of me took over. I'm in need ..

1. 1. The emoticon expressed when someone has surprised you by giving you love, sometimes shown as an astonished person in a hat with the a..

Mumbling

1. v. 1. To speak in a very sloppy manner, usually under ones breath, without using the mouth to form words properly. Mumbler: "as..

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