Facebook News

What is Facebook News?


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The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl


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