Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

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Dragma

1. 1. Drag grandma 2. My arch nemesis. 3. Old man in drag. "Grandma looked like a whore... no, wait... she looked like a Dragma.&qu..

Glefted

1. To become apathetic or disenfranchised to the point of paralysis. Syn: dissociated, nonplussed, shellshocked, debrained. We could go on..

Purple Eyeball

1. when a hernea shows through a mans shirt dude did you see his purple eyeball See eye, eyeball, purple, gross 1. when a hernea shows ..

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