Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl

W00ted

1. to be owned, pwned, killed, and/or insulted doing something stupid in a funny or noobish way dude you got wooted..

Chinut

1. 1. Any Chinese person who intentionally kills poeple (including babies) abroad by selling junk that's not only defective but also l..

Zeenie

1. annoying no actually like really annoying " stop being a zeenie man!!" See zeenie, zeenat, z, annoying, idiot..

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