Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl

Greentard

1. Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut..

Emoetry

1. The poems often found on the macintosh air laptops of upper middle class teenagers with dark eyeliner and gay (yet somehow awesome) skin..

Ingoldby

1. To be amazingly cool That guy is just so Ingoldby See ingoldby, life, cool, fuck, love..

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