Facebook News

What is Facebook News?

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

See facebook, stalker, news, feed, profile, girl

To Marvel

1. To make an unnecessary correction of grammar or spelling. The word was named after a certain Finnish computer game developer who commun..

Quicklier

1. the act of doing something quicker than is already being done. "Hey, Babe! I am hurrying home!" reply: "Well get here qu..

I'm [fuck]ing This Cat, So Shut Up And Hold Its Tail

1. The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge ..

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