Facebook Phantom

What is Facebook Phantom?


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A person who uses facebook and uses the "go offline" function. You can see them writing on other users walls, taking quizzes, changing their status etc. But when you want to chat with them, they appear to be offline.

Guy 1: "Hey, the other day i was on facebook and i saw you writing on peoples walls, but it said you were offline. Thanks for being a facebook phantom, i really needed to talk to somebody about my mother...she died..."

Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."

Guy 1: ...

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