What is Facebook Rape?
1.
the access of a
"Aw man, someone totally Facebook raped me...my only interest is 'dildoing menholes' now. I gotta log off next time I leave the library."
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Facebook Rape occurs when an individual leaves Facebook signed in and open to interference from a housemate, work collegue or other third party scumbag with nothing better to do.
Such rape often results in personal details and profile pictures being changed to hillarious, often false but in some cases, true information. High levels of damage occur when the third party has long periods of time in which to Rape your Facebook.
"Ah f*ck I left my facebook on and my details and picture have been tampered with in a hillarious manner against my will; I've been Facebook Raped!"
"Engaged?! Ive been Facebook Raped!"
"Favorite Movies: 'Farm Boys 2 - Pitch my Fork'?! Ive been Facebook Raped!"
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The act of over stimulating your Facebook friend rights through repeated profile postings, comments, pokings, and/or likings.
"He Facebook Raped the shit out of me!"
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(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.
After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*
Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!
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Someone
Alex: *post 35 wall comments onto lucy's facebook at once*
Lucy: Agh WTF? I'm being Facebook raped!!!
Alex: sniggers
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