Facebook Scrooge

What is Facebook Scrooge?


1.

A person who is constantly complaining about the number of notifications they recieve on a status or tagged photo etc.

Often when they post a status which sparks a conversation between two others, resulting in a high notification count for the original status poster.

Jake Tyler is happy with his new iPhone.

John Barns: Ahh dude iPhone, that's sweet.

Jessie Farnsworth: Dude I've got an iPhone, it kicks ass.

John Barns: Jessie man, tell me about it. I've wanted one for so long!!!

Jessie Farnsworth: Well, it's small and black. Got a touch screen and everything!!!

Jake Tyler: Guys, I just got so many notifications, can you take this wall2wall.

John Barns: Dammit Jake, stop being such a Facebook Scrooge. We all know this is the only notification action you get.

Jessie Farnsworth: ROFLOL!!!1!!!!11

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