Facebook Stalker Edit Meaning

1.

Someone who is obsessed with someone else and stalks them on facebook. Not always traceable or noticable, but clues are: wall posts replying to every status update, viewing every posted picture of the stalked, etc...

I think Hillary is turning into a facebook stalker, she replies to all of my status updates...

See facebook, stalker, status update, wall, status

2.

a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.

"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"

See facebook, stalker, stalk, creeper, creepy

3.

An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.

Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.

See stalker, facebook, obsession, freak, weirdo, smart

4.

You are a FB stalker. You qualify as a FB stalker if you

a) click on someone's profile more than once a day even if they haven't messaged or tagged you in a photo.

b) have dragged and dropped more than 3 FB photos (not from your own profile)

c) actually go to a place mentioned on someone's page in hopes of seeing them in real life...creepy!

Jonny "Wtf, what are you doing at the mid-west fur-fest? Did you look at my status?"

Jimmy-jon "What if I did?"

Anotherstalkerperson "whats up Jimmy-jon, wow you found Jonny."

Jonny "Is everyone a fucking facebook stalker, I just wanted to come see some furries"

Jimmy-jon "Thats creepier than facebook stalking"

See facebook, stalker, myspace stalker, facebook stalking, pedobear, relationships, death, an hero

5.

A guy or a girl who randomly adds people and scans through their profiles and pictures, send harrassing messages and thinks everything you post is about them and / or refers to them. They also send you lot of romantic gestured gifts the moment you add them, and steal your pics to post them on messages they send you and commenting on your good looks.

girl posts a status:

"I have message warning, those who matter know how to reach me"

scott: oh honey I remember our talks with warm

girl: huh? what talks?

Private message From scott:

"Hello this is your picture you look like a model"

girl to friends:

"scott is such a facebook stalker. he keeps harrassing me"

See stalker, facebook, scott, asw, creepy

6.

A person who hooks up with people, and then stalks them on facebook. This is different from facebook whore.

Dude, that girl is such a facebook stalker. She won't stop messaging me.

See facebook, stalker, whore, hook up