Facebook Stalking

What is Facebook Stalking?


1.

A covert method of investigation using facebook. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.

person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?

person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.

See facebook whore, popularity, kappa

2.

Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life

I am facebook stalking you right now

See facebook stalk, stalking, facebook, facebooking, facebooked, friend request

3.

Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.

Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?

Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.

See facebook stalk, facebooking, stalking, spying

4.

The act of monitoring another person's activity (status updates, photo uploads, photo tags, photo comments, wall posts, friend additions, group memberships, attended events, mutual friends, e.t.c.) on the popular social network of Facebook.

Person A: I was facebook stalking Jennifer for two hours last night.

Person B: Oh really?

Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!

See facebook, stalking, status, social, network

5.

To look up someone constantly and look at all their recent satuses and all their pictures.

I think that guy is hot and i like facebook stalking him.

See stalker, creeper, scary, physco, addicting

6.

When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.

Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"

Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."

Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"

Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"

See facebook, stalking, computer, lurking, bored


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