Facebook Stoic

What is Facebook Stoic?


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A person who has a facebook account, but never uses it.

"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."

"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."

See facebook stalker, loser, facebook, myspace, emo, creep


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