Facebook Stoic

What is Facebook Stoic?

A person who has a facebook account, but never uses it.

"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."

"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."

See facebook stalker, loser, facebook, myspace, emo, creep

Aorta

1. One of Jeff Foxworthy's redneckwords. Means "I should" Or "I ought to". "Aorta cut the grass down by the..

Half-staff

1. A pejorative term for a bisexual "Uh oh, Tony's acting the half-staff again. Crypto-dyke." See bisexual, sex, gay, lesb..

Carniwhore

1. Derogatory term for a vegan or vegetarian who has sex with meat-eaters. The antithesis of a vegansexual. "I can't believe she..

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