Facebook Stoic

What is Facebook Stoic?

A person who has a facebook account, but never uses it.

"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."

"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."

See facebook stalker, loser, facebook, myspace, emo, creep

Your Beat

1. a phrase used to insult people. after losing a fight, you are left bloody and broken, and beat. therefore, when someone thinks they a..

Horse And Cart

1. Another of the many rhyming slang phrases for fart. Gor luvaduck Phyllis, you should 'ave 'eard me 'usband after 'e..

Hemaiden

1. a nazi. an un-sociable hobo. uncaring, ugly, and fat. Oh my gosh, that hemaiden broke the chair! WHAT AN IDIOT...

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