Facebook Stoic

What is Facebook Stoic?

A person who has a facebook account, but never uses it.

"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."

"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."

See facebook stalker, loser, facebook, myspace, emo, creep

Slip-slop

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Keyboard-fu

1. Expertise in the usage of computer keyboards, especially through the use and knowledge of many "Hot Keys", i.e. combinations o..

Jeff Tweedy

1. Frontman for the band Wilco. All around genious. He compensates his shitty life with gracing us his wonderful music. "I saw Jef..

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