Facebook Wank

What is Facebook Wank?

When you log on to facebook, the first girl you see that has updated their status, you open up a picture of her and have a wank.

"I had a facebook wank last night!"

"What's that?"

"I logged on, saw Sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a wank!"

"Sounds good!"

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