Facebook Wank

What is Facebook Wank?

When you log on to facebook, the first girl you see that has updated their status, you open up a picture of her and have a wank.

"I had a facebook wank last night!"

"What's that?"

"I logged on, saw Sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a wank!"

"Sounds good!"

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Ormi

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W33dz

1. this person usually kicks ass, is a pothead, and makes everyone laugh. OMG w33dz, thats to funny. See funny, w33dz, kicks, ass, pothea..

Donkey On A Waffle

1. To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the..

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